[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right
masculine women save the earth....
part-time goth, full-time faux horror movie protagonist
they/them
[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right
I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain
Call me Kennedy the way she F with my John
Call me Lyndon the way she B with my Johnson
i was supposed to get my food handlers certification today and have instead spent it reading fanfiction about dean winchester’s closeted garlic bread. great really